02 January 2010

Moose in Secret Training Session


(Moose perfects a drop knee take under the watchful eye of mastersurfcoach, Spot)
Young Canadian upstart, Moose, not content to rest on her innovative prone style of surfing has been working with mastersurfcoach, Spot, to perfect her drop knee and standup style.  A source hidden in the sand dune during the secret training session said that she had been working on some nifty take offs,spectacular dismounts and a couple of never before seen manouvers.


(Moose manouvers herself for a take off)

(then moves into a drop knee stance)

(carefully puts both feet on the board)

(moves to the standing position)

(dismounts by reversing over the back of the wave)


(uses her skill to ride behind the wave)
Speaking from his office, Old Farts Surf Co. Head Honcho, The Mexican, said he believed from eyewitnesses that some never before manouvers had been performed.  "This is exciting stuff" said the Mex, " it will raise the bar of surfing in the Splinter Group world series of surfing when she translates these moves onto an Old Farts Surf Co.  hollow timber surfboard.

(Moose performs 30 burpees on this wave)
According to eyewitness accounts on one wave Moose performed 30 Burpees in a physical display never before seen on a surfboard.

(Moose and the "whooaa there" rail grab)

(Spot demonstrtes the "Jesus Christ" walk on water over the nose)

(Then Spot demonstrats the sublime elegance of style that makes him themastersurf coach)

(Moose emulates Spots elegance walking on water)

(Young fans of Moose emulate her style)

(Moose and Spot bring back the tandem board riding skills with this feet dangling in the water take off)

When the Oldfartsurfer contacted Moose to seek verification she neither confirmed or denied the reports but the grin on her face indicated that something was afoot.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This girl is one crazy canuck!!!

Anonymous said...

She's lookin' pretty stoked, just like an OFS!