Bizarre things can happen to oldfartsurfers who wait. The past 24 hours has seen the Old Farts Surf Co. Head Honcho, The Mexican (OFSC No. 4) extend his research into the worlds best whiskeys, train a potential oldfartsurfer in the fine art of getting stoked, the development of a new line of designer Jimmy Choo surf boots for lady oldfartsurfers and, tragically, this morning the Dude's Baby Bob lost both starboard side fins. This is why the Old Farts Surf Co. is more than just a company, it is a movement, rapidly growing with a passionate fan base of oldfartsurfers around the world who are still stoked on surfing.
(The Mex and Mr Whiskey undertaking heavy research)
According to the Mexican "Considerable research has gone into choosing the Old Farts Surf Co. official whiskey. One of the world's best whiskey producers, Heartwood Malt Whiskey, has been chosen as the official whiskey producer, however, the we still need to choose our 2012 official whiskey from their exquisite range" . To that end the Mex has been putting considerable research with Heartwood head honcho, Tim Duckett. "We have refined our search to two releases the sublime 'Convict Release' which comes in with a high but modest 58% alcohol or the 'convict Unchained' which comes in at a whopping 71.9% alcohol" said the Mex. "With Tim's guidance I should be able to announce the winner soon."
(Young oldfartsurfer looking pretty stoked)
According to the Mex "we have some pretty promising oldfartsurfers coming up, I've just witnessed the prowess of a young dude and he achieved a considerable level of being stoked, this is what oldfartsurfing is all about"
(The new Jimmy Choo inspired Oldfartsurfboot)
The Old Farts Surf Co. is always looking for new, fashionable but practical oldfartsurfwear. You would be pleased to know that we will look at a deal with internationally acclaimed shoe designer Jimmy Choo, to market a replacement for the traditional surf ugg boot. "I know oldfartsurfers love their uggies, however, we think this new boot will be heaps better" said the Mexican. "It has a knitted pure merino wool upper with a beachwear soul, that's right soul. We are pretty excited about it and will let you know the release date of the yet to be named beach boot". There are rumours that The Mex might call it the "Soul Boot"
(Two Heartwood Whiskey's to replace Baby Bob's two fins)
The Mexican reports that in an oldfartsurfsession this morning, "the Dude wiped out and landed on the Baby Bob's starboard fins, breaking both of them clean off." "Fortunately there was no damage to the Dude or BB's underside." reported Mex. We think that the Dude might try and build a couple of his famous hollow timber fins to replace them. This was only the third or fourth outing for Baby Bob so we send the Dude the sympathy of oldfartsurfers from around the world.
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